![]() Also, please let me unlock you and you be able to do zero percent of any of your moves in the boss battle. Please let me drill away at you with my best character for fifteen minutes while you go through my unblockable attack with a simple punch button and self-heal yourself and KO me in that singular move. Oh, thanks for changing into the fucking Grim Reaper, Zasalamel. But this was Soul Calibur, a game where you could strip the clothing off of a female character and either be able to decently cover the entire population of Tokyo, or else not be able to decently cover an infant.Īlso, the final boss cheated like a motherfucker. And if I wanted to make a samurai, I had two different styles of armour and three different faces to choose from, but if I wanted to make a whore, I had literally forty different styles of panties I could put on her and five different styles of innocent anime eyes I could customize to my heart's content. This was most obvious in the brand-new "Create-A-Calibur" mode which allowed you to fashion your own character who, no matter how much clothing and accessories you put onto them, because of the stipulation, would still end up looking more boring than the moderator of a livejournal Mucc community. They either needed a singular button press to KO your opponent and get to the "me-so-happy" jiggle victory masturbation dance, or they were made based around an awesome moveset but looked pretty much like if a Playboy Playmate threw up on the DVD collection of an Asian enthusiast who couldn't locate Asia on a map of Asia. This was not more evident than in the new character additions. Girls in costumes that were either practically nonexistant or halting enough to make you wonder how and why they got them on would jump, excuse me, bounce around giggling and moaning as they wrapped their legs around their opponents and went into some sort of automatic-pause for the sole purpose of freezing the screen on a meaty young caucasian woman flashing some leather panties as her leg went over her head and somehow made her breasts jiggle in the process. With Soul Calibur IV looming, all we can do is look back and say "How did it come to this?"Īround the time of Soul Calibur III, the game series seems to have deteriorated into a dating sim that included men and no actual nudity. The majority of this review will focus on the third installment of the game, which is the most mind-fucking of the series, the upcoming game, whose costumes seem to visually make the statement of "fuck this costume, I'm tired", and a look back at some old favourites.Before we begin, let's learn about this series. And, to keep your attention and resist going insane, it will be a fashion review as well!ĭid you think that Tira's costume was impossible and the stuff of nightmares (no pun intended)? That was probably the most normal thing you will see in this game. There is a lot about that series that needs to be shared, and since I think most people may not be as aware of the ultimate horror of it, I will share it with you. ![]() I enjoyed doing my previous entry, and talking about Soul Calibur got me thinking. So, since video gaming has been taking up my time, in some way I guess I will make up for it by bringing the distraction to you for your benefit. I shouldn't be neglecting this, should I? I almost missed IMPORTANT INFORMATION about. Holy crap, it's June already? It doesn't feel like it at all.
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